luckless-naivete whispered:
"Spit it out."

babyhoneypiesugartits:

luckless-naivete:

babyhoneypiesugartits:

OH Myyy GOOOOOOD-IASJKLAJSA
Send ‘SPIT IT OUT!’ and I’ll randomly generate a number. Whatever number it is, my muse will blur it out to you! 

Number 49 luckless-naivete

"That is too big and it’s not going inside me."

"Be lucky it isn’t bigger than the infamous Annihilator dildo."

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"… You… Nevermind." Nana closed her legs and crossed her arms over her chest. "That’s not going inside me. It’ll hurt."

babyhoneypiesugartits whispered:
Tap

the-ultimate-spider:

babyhoneypiesugartits:

the-ultimate-spider:

Send "Tap" for my character's reaction to yours tapping on their bedroom window late at night.

The music was playing throughout the room so loud that he almost didn’t hear the noise. After slowly approaching and sliding it open when he noticed Nana, he pulled her inside and looked at her questioningly. “You couldn’t knock?”

"World peace and less homework."

"Fine." Miles shrugged and backed up a little. "Are you hungry? I have leftover pizza in the fridge…"

Nana sighed and finally moved away from the window. “You aren’t going to let me leave, are you?”

luckless-naivete whispered:
"Spit it out."

luckless-naivete:

babyhoneypiesugartits:

OH Myyy GOOOOOOD-IASJKLAJSA
Send ‘SPIT IT OUT!’ and I’ll randomly generate a number. Whatever number it is, my muse will blur it out to you! 

Number 49 luckless-naivete

"That is too big and it’s not going inside me."

"Be lucky it isn’t bigger than the infamous Annihilator dildo."

"… You… Nevermind." Nana closed her legs and crossed her arms over her chest. "That’s not going inside me. It’ll hurt."

babyhoneypiesugartits whispered:
Tap

the-ultimate-spider:

babyhoneypiesugartits:

the-ultimate-spider:

Send "Tap" for my character's reaction to yours tapping on their bedroom window late at night.

The music was playing throughout the room so loud that he almost didn’t hear the noise. After slowly approaching and sliding it open when he noticed Nana, he pulled her inside and looked at her questioningly. “You couldn’t knock?”

"What I want won’t matter if you’re so indecisive, if you keep going with what other people want for you, you’ll never be happy… So, what do you really want?"

"I want you." Miles answered while looking at her. "Wh- what do you want?"

"World peace and less homework."

ashlyn-twdg:

sarcastictoad:

What if Sarah dies and then Carlos gets bitten, and in his last moments he becomes delusional and mistakes Clementine for Sarah? And then Clem has to choose between reminding him what happened to his daughter or playing along and letting a dying man have a moment of comfort

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musicalmelody:

Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it” 

Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect. 

To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha.

On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious.

I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair…

Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.

The lengths we go for music.

Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.

One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.”

And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is:

[stifled giggling]

[reeeeeeally deep breath]

[COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE]

The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture.

In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.”

FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part.

This is the best band post 

Everyone else go home

Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this

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which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,

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that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that

Who does that?

This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose.

Julius IdontgivaFucik

More like Julius Fuckit

Pyrozod's tags for this were too hilarious not to share

(Source: housecatincarnate)

send me ‘i want the k’
1: Hot, Steamy kiss
2: Cheek Kiss
3: Nose Kiss
4: Forehead Kiss
5: Firm Kiss
6: Gentle Peck
7: Romantic Kiss
8: Eyelid Kiss
9: Jawline Kiss
10: Neck Kiss
11: Collarbone Kiss
12: Chest Kiss
13: Stomach Kiss
14: Kiss Along the Hips
15: Kiss in the Rain
16: Upside-Down Kiss
17: Goofy Kiss
18: Underwater Kiss
19: Forceful Kiss
20: Any of the Above
21: Then there’s tongue

luckless-naivete whispered:
"What happened to you?"

luckless-naivete

Shit.

Nana almost felt her neck crack with the amount of force she used to turn to Kazuo. She had tried so damn hard to hide the cuts and bruises on her body but with each day she spent with him, they grew in number and severity. Make-up, long sleeves, jeans all to conceal the truth from him and now here he was, staring at her battered naked form in the tub. 

"N-nothing, don’t worry about it."

onemansinsanity-onecatsreality:

"Haven’t you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"
"No, it’s much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.”
I mean technically our marriage is saved.”
But they haven’t seen the best of us yet.”
If you love…

luckless-naivete whispered:

Send me a ✆ to know your name / ringtone / picture in my muse’s phone. luckless-naivete

Name: [  Kazzy  ] or [  お前 ]

Ringtone: Bouya - Morning Musume 

Picture:

luckless-naivete whispered:
"Spit it out."

OH Myyy GOOOOOOD-IASJKLAJSA
Send ‘SPIT IT OUT!’ and I’ll randomly generate a number. Whatever number it is, my muse will blur it out to you! 

Number 49 luckless-naivete

"That is too big and it’s not going inside me."

the-ultimate-spider whispered:
Once you get this, you must say 5 nice things about yourself publicly, and then send this to your 10 favourite followers. Thinking good thoughts about yourself can be hard, but it can make you feel better. So give it a go and spread some positivity! :D

((I shouldn’t have to look for this to answer it and you should stop being adorbs yew babe.))

  1. I worry about people (My friends) a lot. So much that I stop worrying about myself. Which is sucky.
  2. A physical feature I like about myself is my eyes. Dey huge. Circle lenses look sexy with ‘em.
  3. I can sing decently and I’ve been told that I can rap well. (Better. Them bitches.)
  4. I’m physically strong as fuck but I don’t go to the gym. oh yis
  5. Loyal. As. Fuck. So much that I’ll be able to tell you from a very truthful point of view that those shoes, jacket and hat with the rest of your existence doesn’t look cute. (Yes, I’m the brutal friend.)

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babyhoneypiesugartits whispered:
"You’re being too rough."

prince-of-the-future:

babyhoneypiesugartits:

prince-of-the-future:

Trunks looked at her in confusion, “On what?”

"The radiator. If you keep trying to turn it on they way you are now, you’ll damage it and then neither of us will have a main source of warmth."

"It’s not some weak baby, it can handle a little pressure. And it’s not gonna work if I go gentle on it either," he defended himself before looking at her, "How about you give it a shot then?"

"You have already made three dents in the span of five minutes.” Alyssa stood up slowly and walked over to the radiator. After searching around the radiator, she found it. Alyssa turned the small dial. “Of course it is broken…”

prince-of-the-future whispered:
"I’m not fragile, you don’t have to be so gentle."

prince-of-the-future:

babyhoneypiesugartits:

SAY ONE OF THE FOLLOWING TO MY MUSE TO SEE HOW THEY REACT (Innuendo version)

Alyssa looked up at him and pressed the cloth against his leg wound with more pressure than before. “I am only trying to keep you from experiencing any discomfort.”

"I’m not. I can handle it, don’t underestimate me," Trunks claimed, slightly offended, "Just do whatever helps."

"Well, I am greatly sorry that my efforts to help you are for naught." Her eyes narrowed at him. "If you would do it yourself, then please do so."

prince-of-the-future whispered:
"I’m not fragile, you don’t have to be so gentle."

SAY ONE OF THE FOLLOWING TO MY MUSE TO SEE HOW THEY REACT (Innuendo version)

Alyssa looked up at him and pressed the cloth against his leg wound with more pressure than before. “I am only trying to keep you from experiencing any discomfort.”